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The Nightclub Dictionary: Volume 1

I’m not a big clubber. Yes, I like to dance it out like Mikhail Baryshnikov on crack. (Though he only did it to impress Kentucky Derby winner Sarah Jessica Parker, his trusty steed on Sex and the City.) I don’t even frequent the trendier “chill” spots that often. Usually the music is turned up loud […]

Grocery Zombies 2: Garbage Pail Family

Pray you’re in the grocery store’s parking lot when they arrive. Hope that you can see them coming and escape. It will be after midnight when they descend upon you—the whole ravenous, drooling lot of them. They have hunger.  They possess great thirst.  They desire every sugar based cereal that includes a cartoon character front-man […]