Browsing Tag 'zombie'

Top Five Workout Sins

I work out. A lot. Like everyday. I do it for cardio. So all the homemade queso I ingest while kicking it on the weekends watching Silver Linings Playbook for the hundredth time doesn’t turn my arteries into Velveeta bricks. I do it so the one day I actually go on a date I don’t […]

Grocery Zombies 1: Post Party Dude

Everyone’s done it.  At least once.  Probably more. The night grows late, you get bored, you know you may regret it in the morning—but you can’t help yourself. I’m talking, of course, about the midnight grocery run. Depending on what you’re up to, you may want to be there really badly.  Possibly suffering from a […]