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How to Creep Out Grocery Shoppers in 5 Easy Steps

1. When in the Dairy isle, wait for someone to approach the milk. Then, just before they make their selection, reach in and gently caress the gallon they are about to select. After they recoil, look at them longingly and say, “it’s so white. It’s just sooo white.” 2. Open up the ice cream doors. […]