Browsing Tag 'Taylor Swift'

Helen Keller Loves Nashville

I’m related to Helen Keller. So before you bemoan the audacity of using the poor woman’s plight against blindness and deafness in a blog post, I get to call family immunity. That’s right. I’m related to Helen Keller. So it’s cool. The same as how you use it when you impersonate your creepy third cousin with the moist […]

The Only Noises Worse than Christian Bale’s Batman Voice

With The Dark Knight Rises only days away, I thought it appropriate to list the top ten sounds in the world that I find more annoying than Christian Bale’s odd, seemingly Hemorrhoid-induced portrayal of Batman’s angry-time voice. 10. Children laughing. 9. Taylor Swift. 8. The emergency broadcast warning signal. 7. Anything Steve Doocy says, ever, ever. 6. A tracheotomy patient whistling “Let […]