Browsing Tag 'NFL'

Stolen Diaries: Brett Favre

November 15th, 2010 Dear Diary, Lost another game yesterday. To the Bears. The freakin’ Bears! They’re horrible.  Jay Cutler doesn’t even have a neck. Just one long chin that makes him look like if Droopy Dog and a tree stump had a baby. Really getting tired of Coach Childress, too. He won’t let me near […]

Halloween Special: Five NFL Frights

As I watch football on Halloween, it occurred to me that this league can be a very frightening place, with monsters seemingly around every stadium’s corner. Thus, in honor of my favorite sport and second favorite holiday, here is my list for the Five Frights of NFL Football. 1.      Getting a picture message from Brett […]