Browsing Tag 'LeBron'

Stolen Diaries: LeBron James

12/2/2010 Dear Diary, Sucks being back in Cleveland. Really hate all this snow and street feces. Home town or not, Miami is much better than C-Town. Sure, we don’t win as much as I did in Cleveland, and I’m pretty sure my teammate Chris’s parents are RuPaul and an Avatar, but at least there aren’t […]

Cleveland–He’s Just Not That Into You

Darth LeBron has made his decision.  The Death Star stands intact.  Evil times are upon the NBA.  LeBron shirked his duty as the savior of the Cleveland economy as well as the city’s apparently fragile psyche. And Lindsey Lohan is on her way to prison. BP still hasn’t plugged the hole it blew open in […]

LeBron: Non-Killer

So the Knicks put together a package wherein marketing experts told him he could earn as much as 2 billion, that’s right—BILLION with a “B.” As in what Halliburton made during the first hour of the Iraq War. As in what Elin Woods hopes to get in the divorce. As in how much you could […]

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