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Stolen Diaries: Angelina Jolie

Monday, January 17th 2011 Dear Diary, Today I awoke with a bit of a hangover. The Golden Globes were a spectacular failure. Though I wouldn’t consider The Tourist my finest work, I’d hoped that my threats to make a sequel to Salt would get me the trophy. Adopted 12 more kids this week. Well, Brad […]

Stolen Diaries: LeBron James

12/2/2010 Dear Diary, Sucks being back in Cleveland. Really hate all this snow and street feces. Home town or not, Miami is much better than C-Town. Sure, we don’t win as much as I did in Cleveland, and I’m pretty sure my teammate Chris’s parents are RuPaul and an Avatar, but at least there aren’t […]