Why must you do this to me? I’m twiggling and can’t stop. (yes, that is a twitter-giggle. It’s a real condition induced by hilarious Tweets. #Twiggle will be trending soon…I’m sure of it.)
“Oh yes, I dare say we twiggle our hearts out, dear. No, I am not a child. Yes, I do stalk random people I do not know because I find a vicarious pleasure in their lives. What!? How dare you accost my fancy in such a manner!? I will have you know that I am very social, thank you very much. I have at least ten friends I see everyday, all of whom I discuss pressing matters with – and feed Purina Cat Chow.
“It is your prerogative if you do not understand the logic of “tweeting”. I, on the other hand, love knowing every minuscule detail of people’s lives. So if you would excuse me, I have some twiggling to do.”
– Twiggle-Happy Tweeter
And that folks is why you will never find me on twitter. I like to ride ATVs and walk in sunlight sunlight. That’s just me.
P.S. So good of you to finally post something, Brad.
This was just plain awesome.
Thanks! More coming soon.
Why must you do this to me? I’m twiggling and can’t stop. (yes, that is a twitter-giggle. It’s a real condition induced by hilarious Tweets. #Twiggle will be trending soon…I’m sure of it.)
I am twiggle guilty. I’ve got to do more of these. Maybe a fictional character edition.
“Oh yes, I dare say we twiggle our hearts out, dear. No, I am not a child. Yes, I do stalk random people I do not know because I find a vicarious pleasure in their lives. What!? How dare you accost my fancy in such a manner!? I will have you know that I am very social, thank you very much. I have at least ten friends I see everyday, all of whom I discuss pressing matters with – and feed Purina Cat Chow.
“It is your prerogative if you do not understand the logic of “tweeting”. I, on the other hand, love knowing every minuscule detail of people’s lives. So if you would excuse me, I have some twiggling to do.”
– Twiggle-Happy Tweeter
And that folks is why you will never find me on twitter. I like to ride ATVs and walk in sunlight sunlight. That’s just me.
P.S. So good of you to finally post something, Brad.
None of my friends will come out in the sunlight-sunlight.
P.S. Thank you. And join in blaming my recent lack of creative Bradmouth productivity on work.
Me=Mummy before he absorbs unsuspecting adventurers.
that was great. we need to put a tape recorder on you late at night when you have hoisted a few. You would have a lot more of these nuggets.
Thanks. And yes. Let’s get the DELL camera rolling.