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Grocery Zombies 2: Garbage Pail Family

Pray you’re in the grocery store’s parking lot when they arrive. Hope that you can see them coming and escape. It will be after midnight when they descend upon you—the whole ravenous, drooling lot of them. They have hunger.  They possess great thirst.  They desire every sugar based cereal that includes a cartoon character front-man […]

Movie Sequels that Never Happened Part IV (5 to 1)

Finally the list ends!  I actually had to watch Godfather 3 for the first time this weekend.  The things I do for the fans of Bradmouth.  All 8 of them. Part I, Part II, Part III 5. Rocky 5 The drop-off from Rocky IV (the best in the series) to Rocky V is drastic.  Rocky IV […]

Movie Sequels that Never Happened Part III (10 to 6)

Hey its a Trilogy!  So expect 40% less story, a new director, and a vastly increased budget. Enjoy. 10.  Batman and Robin (4 or 5 depending on if you were alive to have seen the Adam West one) Known as the movie that officially put a bullet into the head of the Batman franchise (Batman Forever […]

Movie Sequels that Never Happened Part II (15 to 11)

Once again, because there is an infinite number of terrible sequels, I had to create some ground rules for this list.  First, the movie had to be part of a series (generally 3 or more movies or if sequels are currently in production).  I didn’t want to write an article about Weekend at Bernies 2 […]

Movie Sequels that Never Happened Part I (20 to 16)

  Because there is an infinite number of terrible sequels, I had to create some ground rules for this list.  First, the movie had to be part of a series (generally 3 or more movies or if sequels are currently in production).  I didn’t want to write an article about Weekend at Bernies 2 or […]

Grocery Zombies 1: Post Party Dude

Everyone’s done it.  At least once.  Probably more. The night grows late, you get bored, you know you may regret it in the morning—but you can’t help yourself. I’m talking, of course, about the midnight grocery run. Depending on what you’re up to, you may want to be there really badly.  Possibly suffering from a […]

No Pulse, No Problem: Hottest Male Vampires Part II

Bravely continuing on with the sacrifice of my manhood… 5.  Angel (David Boreanaz), Angel I sum up this selection by referencing Wedding Crashers.  You remember some bratty little kid demands that Vince Vaughn make him a balloon bicycle? And Vince says, “All right, I’m going to make you a bicycle. But I don’t want to […]

No Pulse, No Problem: Hottest Male Vampires Part I

A quick prologue…. I’ve chosen to ignore, and mock, reader suggestion Jackson Rothbone. (Don’t feel bad reader—teasing, I’ve been told, is one of my love languages.) Firstly, because I know many of you love it, I’m willing to forgive vampires in Twilight.  They can’t help it that Stephanie Meyer sold her soul to the devil […]

All Hail the Return of StarCraft

I have decided to go off the reservation and post a StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty article.  Not because I am a huge nerd and have probably given up on women entirely, not because I have waited 10 years for this day, but because I am pretty sure it will piss off the editors at […]

10 Ad’s that can cause a Homicide

  For every breath of commercial greatness like the Most Interesting Man in the World (Dos Equis) or the StarCraft 2: Wings of Liberty Trailer, there are ten mind-boggling pieces of crap that are aired hundreds of times a day.  Since commercial advertising is the price we pay for television programming (for those unlucky souls […]