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Movie Sequels that Never Happened Part III (10 to 6)

Hey its a Trilogy!  So expect 40% less story, a new director, and a vastly increased budget. Enjoy. 10.  Batman and Robin (4 or 5 depending on if you were alive to have seen the Adam West one) Known as the movie that officially put a bullet into the head of the Batman franchise (Batman Forever […]

Movie Sequels that Never Happened Part II (15 to 11)

Once again, because there is an infinite number of terrible sequels, I had to create some ground rules for this list.  First, the movie had to be part of a series (generally 3 or more movies or if sequels are currently in production).  I didn’t want to write an article about Weekend at Bernies 2 […]

Movie Sequels that Never Happened Part I (20 to 16)

  Because there is an infinite number of terrible sequels, I had to create some ground rules for this list.  First, the movie had to be part of a series (generally 3 or more movies or if sequels are currently in production).  I didn’t want to write an article about Weekend at Bernies 2 or […]

All Hail the Return of StarCraft

I have decided to go off the reservation and post a StarCraft II: Wings of Liberty article.  Not because I am a huge nerd and have probably given up on women entirely, not because I have waited 10 years for this day, but because I am pretty sure it will piss off the editors at […]

10 Ad’s that can cause a Homicide

  For every breath of commercial greatness like the Most Interesting Man in the World (Dos Equis) or the StarCraft 2: Wings of Liberty Trailer, there are ten mind-boggling pieces of crap that are aired hundreds of times a day.  Since commercial advertising is the price we pay for television programming (for those unlucky souls […]

Inception: So Good It Hurts

By Brad White Run Time: 2hr. 28 min. Grade: A+ Unless you’ve been under a rock—or on a six week Wild Turkey bender like Mel Gibson—you’ve undoubtedly seen the Inception trailer. You recognize Leonardo DiCaprio.  You get that it’s the director who made The Dark Knight, or as a I call it, the Batman movie […]

Predators: Jungle Rot for Your Brain

    Movie Grade C+  So I didn’t do a trailer review for the movie Predators.  Of course not.  It wasn’t necessary to do one for the GREATEST (non-animated) MOVIE this summer.   Especially when I was going to see it anyway.  All this movie needs to do to make me happy is have Topher Grace […]

The Sorcerer’s Apprentice: The Curse of Buying Big Houses

Contributing Writer: Nick Frantz Grade: C If Nicolas Cage had a good accountant, I’m convinced he could have been one of the great actors of his era. Remember his Best Actor-winning performance in Leaving Las Vegas? The sheer fun of dual roles in both Face/Off and Adaptation? Even recently, he was great in Kick-Ass. Sadly, […]

knight and day

Do you like Tom Cruise?  That is the only question you need ask yourself when deciding to see this film. In Knight & Day, and yes his last name is Knight and–oddly enough–her last name is not Day, Tom Cruise is a spy on the lamb, relentlessly attempting to protect a never ending battery and […]

Running Diary: 30 Days of Night What does a 27 year-old male with good prospects do on a sunny Saturday afternoon? He goes on a picnic with his significant other, balances his checkbook with his latest paycheck, or maybe even goes house hunting. Which is why I went to see a movie by myself. Don’t […]