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Scott Pilgrim Versus Bradmouth … two men enter .. the fortunate get to leave …

There is an excellent chance that within the first 5 minutes of Scott Pilgrim versus the world, you turn to your non-existent significant other or another individual among your viewing party and utter 6 words better saved for Syfy Channel movies, Taylor Swift albums, and the New York Jets offense.  Those are, in no particular […]

2 Minute Movie Review: The Town

The Town in a sentence: If Point Break and Heat had a baby, and then that baby drove around in a tank, married a supermodel, won the World Series of Poker and a game of beer pong simultaneously, and trained a Grizzly Bear to sing show tunes all while revitalizing the economy as Mayor of […]

Movie Sequels that Never Happened Part IV (5 to 1)

Finally the list ends!  I actually had to watch Godfather 3 for the first time this weekend.  The things I do for the fans of Bradmouth.  All 8 of them. Part I, Part II, Part III 5. Rocky 5 The drop-off from Rocky IV (the best in the series) to Rocky V is drastic.  Rocky IV […]

Movie Sequels that Never Happened Part III (10 to 6)

Hey its a Trilogy!  So expect 40% less story, a new director, and a vastly increased budget. Enjoy. 10.  Batman and Robin (4 or 5 depending on if you were alive to have seen the Adam West one) Known as the movie that officially put a bullet into the head of the Batman franchise (Batman Forever […]

Movie Sequels that Never Happened Part II (15 to 11)

Once again, because there is an infinite number of terrible sequels, I had to create some ground rules for this list.  First, the movie had to be part of a series (generally 3 or more movies or if sequels are currently in production).  I didn’t want to write an article about Weekend at Bernies 2 […]

Movie Sequels that Never Happened Part I (20 to 16)

  Because there is an infinite number of terrible sequels, I had to create some ground rules for this list.  First, the movie had to be part of a series (generally 3 or more movies or if sequels are currently in production).  I didn’t want to write an article about Weekend at Bernies 2 or […]

Inception: So Good It Hurts

By Brad White Run Time: 2hr. 28 min. Grade: A+ Unless you’ve been under a rock—or on a six week Wild Turkey bender like Mel Gibson—you’ve undoubtedly seen the Inception trailer. You recognize Leonardo DiCaprio.  You get that it’s the director who made The Dark Knight, or as a I call it, the Batman movie […]

Predators: Jungle Rot for Your Brain

    Movie Grade C+  So I didn’t do a trailer review for the movie Predators.  Of course not.  It wasn’t necessary to do one for the GREATEST (non-animated) MOVIE this summer.   Especially when I was going to see it anyway.  All this movie needs to do to make me happy is have Topher Grace […]

The Sorcerer’s Apprentice: The Curse of Buying Big Houses

Contributing Writer: Nick Frantz Grade: C If Nicolas Cage had a good accountant, I’m convinced he could have been one of the great actors of his era. Remember his Best Actor-winning performance in Leaving Las Vegas? The sheer fun of dual roles in both Face/Off and Adaptation? Even recently, he was great in Kick-Ass. Sadly, […]

knight and day

Do you like Tom Cruise?  That is the only question you need ask yourself when deciding to see this film. In Knight & Day, and yes his last name is Knight and–oddly enough–her last name is not Day, Tom Cruise is a spy on the lamb, relentlessly attempting to protect a never ending battery and […]