10. When in doubt, the phrases “return on investment” and “lean supply chain” can be used to answer all questions.
9. All Finance majors can quote Gordon Gecko.
8. International students know your language, their language, and generally 3,452 others. Thank you American educational system. For nothing.
7. Reading the Power Point slides are a more than suitable substitute for attending class.
6. Specifics are not included in the price of admission.
5. A job is not included in the price of admission.
4. The professors don’t find you nearly as funny as you think.
3. The war between logisticians and marketers is only slightly more hostile than God and Satan’s battle for humanity’s collective soul.
2. Any criticism of Warren Buffet is heresy and will be met with a swift decapitation.
1. Microsoft Excel is secretly produced by orthopedists that specialize in treating carpal tunnel syndrome and optometrists treating laptop blindness.
Gordon Gecko–isn’t he the little green guy who works for Geico?
Yes. I believe he famously said, “green is good.”
Gordon Gecko–isn’t he the little green guy who works for Geico?
No. He’s the lizard from Romancing the Stone.
yes .. my version would have been a thousand percent more hostile and 20% less funny
Yes. I’m becoming all soft and docile in my golden years…kind of like Harry Potter without the grit.
I’m not business-minded, yet this was fascinating and funny to read. Happy holidays.
Me neither! And you too.