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Top Five Workout Sins

I work out. A lot. Like everyday. I do it for cardio. So all the homemade queso I ingest while kicking it on the weekends watching Silver Linings Playbook for the hundredth time doesn’t turn my arteries into Velveeta bricks. I do it so the one day I actually go on a date I don’t […]

whiplash

NOTE–Because I am by nature a contrarian, I have included two films not actually nominated. They are highlighted in bold 10) Boyhood Take all your old home movies, sprinkle in multiple lousy father figures, add a dash of pretentious folk music and Ethan Hawke trying to Trojan horse a music career, and you get Boyhood. […]

Are Dystopian Societies Really That Dangerous?

The dystopian society. Post apocalyptic Earth. Whether at the hands of Jack Bauer’s old ass father or candy bars forcing their way into your mouth, how humanity survives the near end of the world is as trendy as fair trade coffee and Tinder sex-botting as a second income. In particular, The Hunger Games, Maze Runner and […]

Oscars 2013: 90 Second Best Picture Predictions

The Oscars start in 30 minutes. You may be thinking, “I know more about Danica Patrick’s GoDaddy commercial than the Oscars. So yeah, I’ll be watching reruns of Storage Wars.” But wait! We here at Bradmouth believe everyone should watch the Oscars. No one should miss out on our annual glorification of celebrities and pretentiousness on […]