Helen Keller Loves Nashville

I’m related to Helen Keller. So before you bemoan the audacity of using the poor woman’s plight against blindness and deafness in a blog post, I get to call family immunity. That’s right. I’m related to Helen Keller. So it’s cool. The same as how you use it when you impersonate your creepy third cousin with the moist […]

Top Five Workout Sins

I work out. A lot. Like everyday. I do it for cardio. So all the homemade queso I ingest while kicking it on the weekends watching Silver Linings Playbook for the hundredth time doesn’t turn my arteries into Velveeta bricks. I do it so the one day I actually go on a date I don’t […]


NOTE–Because I am by nature a contrarian, I have included two films not actually nominated. They are highlighted in bold 10) Boyhood Take all your old home movies, sprinkle in multiple lousy father figures, add a dash of pretentious folk music and Ethan Hawke trying to Trojan horse a music career, and you get Boyhood. […]

Are Dystopian Societies Really That Dangerous?

The dystopian society. Post apocalyptic Earth. Whether at the hands of Jack Bauer’s old ass father or candy bars forcing their way into your mouth, how humanity survives the near end of the world is as trendy as fair trade coffee and Tinder sex-botting as a second income. In particular, The Hunger Games, Maze Runner and […]